Loading at walking speed
Drop 001 / The Scooter Incident
Est. after a tiny bump
Coordinates: undisclosed
Speed: Mach
Nothin Stupid.
Questionable decisions.
Excellent stories.
Graphic tees about ridiculous accidents and the excuses people make afterward.
Printed to order. Ships in about 3–4 weeks.
- i wasnt even doin nothin stupid
- the bump (allegedly)
- walking speed or mach speed
- no in between
- questionable decisions
- excellent stories
01 / The first drop
Drop 001
Detail / Pocket
Drop 001 / Pocket tee
The Scooter Incident Pocket Tee
“i wasnt even doin nothin stupid”
- Price
- $38
- Colors
- Vintage Cream
- Washed Black
- Sizes
- S–3XL
Printed to order. Ships in about 3–4 weeks.
How it started
02 / How it started
More or less
- 01He did the jumps.
- 02He hit the speeds.
- 03The scooter survived all of it.
- 04Then came a tiny bump.
i wasnt even doin nothin stupid
- 01 Walking
- On
- 02 Mach
- On
- In between
- Not offered
Speed settings
03 / Nothin stupid
House rules
Nobody plans the good stories.
- 01Shirts for the moment right before.
- 02And the explanation right after.
- 03No lessons were learned.
04 / Next up
Drop 002
05 / The list
Optional
Get told when pre-orders open.
Each tee is printed to order in a small run, then ships in about 3–4 weeks. An email when a run opens. Nothing daily.